| Saying / Quote |
Nature |
Element |
Score |
| No, but let's come back to that later! |
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253 |
| Nothing rhymes with your stupid name |
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252 |
| The cow in the meadow goes moo - The cow in the meadow goes moo - Then the farmer hits her on the head and grinds her - And that's where hamburger comes from |
|
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242 |
| What is this obsessive need you have to make everyone agree with you? |
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241 |
| Look, can't we just say that you believe in something and I don't? |
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240 |
| Oh, sweet Lord! This is what evil must taste like! |
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234 |
| First time I met Chandler, I thought he was gay, but here I am singing on his wedding day! |
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231 |
| She was nice to me, but she's in hell for sure |
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|
229 |
| I can see why running next to me would be embarrassing for you |
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225 |
| And then I would use, y'know, the strongest tool at my disposal: my sexuality |
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224 |
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| They want me to be the surrogate. It's her egg and his sperm, I'm just the oven. It's totally their bun |
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224 |
| A house for dolls. That's great. When I was growing up I had a barrel |
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222 |
| Throw me a friggin' bone here, will ya? |
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219 |
| Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to |
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218 |
| You're trying to remember where you know me from? All right, I'll give you a hint... FROM PORN. Yeah, your pervert boyfriend watched me in a porno movie |
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218 |
| Well that's not something a girl wants to hear |
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217 |
| Oh, my God! This is like 60 Minutes, when at first you're really mad at that pharmaceutical company for making the drug and then, you know, you just feel bad for the people because they needed to make their hair grow |
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216 |
| You would not hold up well under torture |
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215 |
| You Americans always butcher the French language |
|
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214 |
| What kind of bitch hangs up on a doctor? |
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212 |
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| Okay it just seems a little wild and you're so... vanilla |
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212 |
| Don't cover your mouth when you do that! |
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211 |
| When I play, I play for me! - I don't need your charity! |
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211 |
| Yeah, well, in America you're just an ass |
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210 |
| Well, if she isn't dead, cremating her was a big mistake |
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210 |
| A stripper at a bachelor party, that is so cliché. Why don't you get a magician?! |
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208 |
| Watch, learn and don't eat my cookie |
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208 |
| My God, it's like watching porn! |
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207 |
| A promise between friends means never having to give a reason |
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205 |
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| Are you lying? Is this like that time you tried to convince us you were a doctor? |
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204 |
| Umm, sympathy pains. I thought it was really sweet at first, but now I think he's just trying to steal my thunder |
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203 |
| Oh you like that? You should hear my phone number |
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202 |
| Hey! So I had a great day. Rick and I really hit it off, and we started making out, and then my boss walked in and fired me for being a whore |
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201 |
| Oh my god, oh my god! Something just brushed up against my left leg. Oh nevermind it was just my right leg |
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199 |
| I just went to my old apartment to get you the cookie recipe and the stupid fire burned it up |
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198 |
| You gotta stop staring at the door. It's like a watched pot, you know if you keep looking at it then the door is never gonna boil |
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197 |
| Sometimes men love women - Sometimes men love men - And then there are bisexuals - Though some just say they're kidding themselves |
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|
196 |
| You're like Santa Claus... on prozac... in Disney Land... getting laid |
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196 |
| Oh my God! A woman flirting with a single man? We MUST alert the church elders! |
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|
196 |
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| I'm going to be on you're ass, every second of everday... Until Monday, that's when I go home |
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|
195 |
| They don't know that we know they know we know |
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195 |
| Terry is a jerk, and he won't let me work, and I hate Central Perk! |
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195 |
| I had nothing to do with it. Okay, it was my idea, but I don't feel good about it |
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195 |
| You guys, this may sound weird, but I think this cat is my mom |
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194 |
| You're all chaotic and twirly! |
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194 |
| I don't know about "Hulk", but I like the idea of a name starting with "The"! |
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191 |
| Well, I started naming states, but then I got tired of it. So, I started naming different types of celery. So far I only got one: regular celery |
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191 |
| Someday you'll want to sleep with people so they'll like you |
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190 |
| New York City has no power - And the milk is getting sour - But to me it is not scary - Cause I stay away from dairy |
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190 |
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| Hey. It looks like Ugly Naked Guy is moving |
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188 |
| Sorry Frank, I'm kinda in the middle of the last favor you asked me to do |
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187 |
| I'm in Vice. Yeah, in fact, I'm undercover right now. I'm a whore |
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184 |
| Hi, kids. I can't wait to see you. Please don't hurt me |
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182 |
| Oh, that's not my name any more |
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181 |
| You are such a leaf blower! |
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179 |
| Don't worry. We found the vest. Although, we're going to have to keep an eye on it before it runs away again |
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175 |
| You think he is emotionally unavailable? |
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174 |
| I knew something was wrong. My fingernails didn't grow at all yesterday |
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173 |
| Oh, it's so pretty. This must have cost him a fortune |
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|
171 |
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