"It's alright, he's only choking!"

John Cleese

John Cleese Quotes

 

 

"The cow in the meadow goes moo - The cow in the meadow goes moo - Then the farmer hits her on the head and grinds her - And that's where hamburger comes from"

Phoebe Buffay

Phoebe Buffay Quotes

 

 

"Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!"

Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson Quotes


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