| Author |
Quote |
Score |
| Zig Ziglar |
People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily |
309 |
| Oscar Wilde |
I don't recognize you - I've changed a lot |
303 |
| Oscar Wilde |
If I am occasionally a little over-dressed, I make up for it by always being immensely over-educated |
302 |
| John Cleese |
You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change |
291 |
| Oscar Wilde |
Tell the cook of this restaurant with my compliments that these are the very worst sandwiches in the whole world, and that, when I ask for a watercress sandwich, I do not mean a loaf with a field in the middle of it |
291 |
| Pamela Anderson |
I've been fortunate - I haven't had too many auditions. I slept with the right people |
283 |
| Pamela Anderson |
It is great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people |
282 |
| Warren Buffet |
Gold gets dug out of the ground in Africa, or someplace. Then we melt it down, dig another hole, bury it again and pay people to stand around guarding it. It has no utility. Anyone watching from Mars would be scratching their head |
279 |
| Eminem |
A lot of my rhymes are just to get chuckles out of people. Anybody with half a brain is going to be able to tell when I'm joking and when I'm serious |
278 |
| Quentin Tarantino |
Whatever success I've got has come after like eight years of just nothing working out, trying to get a job in film |
278 |
| Rowan Atkinson |
Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to bed with Martin Luther |
278 |
| John Cleese |
I started to make harder jokes before anyone else did. And the producers would get anxious. They'd say, "That's a little bit hard-edged, isn't it?" And I'd say, "Let's just try it and see how the audience reacts. If they don't like it, let's cut it out". And the audience roared with laughter, so I learned you could do this harder humor and people loved it |
277 |
| Oscar Wilde |
Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching |
273 |
| Barack Obama |
Now, because he knows that his economic theories don't work, he's been spending these last few days calling me every name in the book. Lately he's called me a socialist for wanting to roll-back the Bush tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans so we can finally give tax relief to the middle class. I don't know what's next. By the end of the week he'll be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in kindergarten. I shared my peanut butter and jelly sandwich |
272 |
| Rowan Atkinson |
A man may fight for many things. His country, his friends, his principles, the glistening ear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn |
269 |
| Oscar Wilde |
The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation |
264 |
| Oscar Wilde |
Hard work is simply the refuge of people who have nothing whatever to do |
262 |
| Oscar Wilde |
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying |
262 |
| Bruce Lee |
The athlete who is building muscles through weight training should be very sure to work adequately on speed and flexibility at the same time. In combat, without the prior attributes, a strong man will be like the bull with its colossal strength futilely pursuing the matador or like a low-geared truck chasing a rabbit |
260 |
| Shakespeare |
How well he's read, to reason against reading! |
257 |
| Oscar Wilde |
I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones |
255 |
| Arnold Schwarzenegger |
If they don't have the guts, I call them girlie men |
254 |
| Will Smith |
I hear you lost your swing. I guess we got to go find it |
236 |
| John Cleese |
When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play as well |
234 |
| John Cleese |
Oh, it's my fault is it? I thought it was your fault for falling asleep or Manuel's fault for not waking you, and all the while it was "my" fault. Oh, it's so obvious now I've seen the light! Well, I must be punished then, mustn't I? |
229 |
| Garfield |
If u want to look thinner, hang around people fatter than u |
223 |
| Garfield |
If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider |
220 |
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